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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED


this is my favorite post of all time.

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

this is my favorite post of all time.



"People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict." - Lemony Snicket (via observando)



for everyone asking about online books… 

http://august-dieshemust.tumblr.com/post/53575967894/available-here ? :)

i love this tumblr so much, i’m so glad i found it x





"To keep a secret, tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding" - Lemony Snicket (via vfdheadquarters)



hey guys!!! if you’re not following my personal you totally should! i’d love to meet all of you!! 



sayhumph:

In case any Lemony Snicket fans aren’t subscribed to get updates, there’s an ATWQ fan art comp going on from August 4 - September 8

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lemonysnicketing:

V.F.D. is a secret organisation dedicated to putting out both literal and metaphorical fires in the world. It is an initialism for Volunteer Fire Department, although it has come to mean many other things as well. Members are usually recruited when young and are abducted from their homes (with parental permission) as part of the initiation. One famous member is Lemony Snicket, whose whereabouts are currently unknown.



comprension-amor-paz inquired: "well, this is my F* problem, i don't have read The Beatrice Letters, i can't find it on my city, even on internet, so, if you have it on pdf can you send me it? Pd: Sorry for my english, i don't know how to speak this..."

hello volunteer! Unfortunately i do not have either of these on pdf…do any of the other volunteers?